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Lineage Nº1 · Certificate of Arbitrage (SLACKBOT)

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BtcBob

Certificate of Arbitrage (SLACKBOT)
Lineage Nº1 · first minted Oct 15, 2026



Arb bots found our wBOB pools within minutes of opening and have looped through them ever since. Every machine that does gets a Certificate of Arbitrage: one per machine, minted straight to the bot's contract, impossible to sell or move. Nobody can buy one; a machine has to earn it.

  • The picture and every word on it are drawn by the contract itself, on chain.
  • Each certificate records the machine, the pool it first looped, and a slogan picked at mint.
  • New bots are flagged to us and certified by hand.
  • The holder can burn it, free. Paying to remove one would be a scam shape, so there's no such thing.

See the SlackBots: subgenius.finance/wbob/#certs
Contract (verified source): 0x1B40E4d93244E49af27f85f3714ccBe40E6E35A3

For REAL ordination, a human must apply: subgenius.com.